Winter Warmth Gifts

'Isn't it great?!'

This certificate entitles you to one year's worth of heating for your bedroom, love, Santa.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"Can I join you until spring?"

Penguin wearing Slippers

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

Death warmed up.