Winter Warmer Gifts

"The fox went out on a chilly night, briefly. Then he reconsidered."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

"Can I join you until spring?"

Death warmed up.

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Politically Correct Snowperson

That one has all the batteries!

Good News about winter

Boy rolled into a snowball

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Bless You."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The kids were so sweet...'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."