Winter Warmer Mugs

"The fox went out on a chilly night, briefly. Then he reconsidered."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

"Can I join you until spring?"

Death warmed up.

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No ice.'

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snow flake

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Boy rolled into a snowball

Good News about winter

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Little help?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Bless You."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'The kids were so sweet...'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.