Winter Warmth Pillows

'Isn't it great?!'

This certificate entitles you to one year's worth of heating for your bedroom, love, Santa.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Penguin wearing Slippers

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Can I join you until spring?"

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Keeping warm

Death warmed up

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Death warmed up.