Winter Warmth Wonder Pillows

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Shaved Ice

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Ice-Cube-IV

Skier.

Snowman Tattoo

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Hello, Number 6!"