Winter Wonders Pillows

"Got a head cold?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Snow Devil

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

'The kids were so sweet...'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Gesundheit.'

Ice Skater

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Hot Tub Frosty

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Shaved Ice

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Rockefeller Center."

'It is too snowing!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'