Winter Warmth Wonder T-Shirts

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Giant Snowflake.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Gesundheit.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Shaved Ice

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

At the "Ice-C-U".

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Ice-Cube-IV

Snowman Tattoo

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Skier.

"Hello, Number 6!"