Winter Warmth Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Midwest Winter Items.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'