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'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

How to save on your heating bill...

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

In case of fire call yourself.

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Now we wait for the snow.

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

Saving up for a rainy day.

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'