Winter Preparedness Pillows

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

How to save on your heating bill...

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

In case of fire call yourself.

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

Saving up for a rainy day.

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

Health food - salt substitute

'Yeah sure it's cooking us from the inside out, but think of all the money we'll save on heating.'