Winter Safety T-Shirts

The Gardeners' Calendar: Make a note of places where paths have become slipper...go out and repair them before the cause trouble.

'And watch out for the ... ice!'

"Oh, year...ice!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'No ice.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Tommy!"

Snowprov

Snow flake

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Good News about winter

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Little help?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Snow Devil

Ice skater

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Bless You."