Winter Safety T-Shirts

The Gardeners' Calendar: Make a note of places where paths have become slipper...go out and repair them before the cause trouble.

'And watch out for the ... ice!'

"Oh, year...ice!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'No ice.'

Snowprov

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Tommy!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Snow flake

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Good News about winter

That one has all the batteries!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Politically Correct Snowperson

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Little help?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Snow Devil

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Bless You."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over