Winter Emergencies T-Shirts

"Greetings, residents of Newark. This is an automated message from City Hall with three important points of information regarding tomorrow's expected snow emergency: 1. Cars parked on snow emergency routes after 3 p.m. will be towed. 2. Scheduled trash pickup for tomorrow will take place the following date. 3. There will be free hot chocolate for women at 509 Dingleberry Street, Home of the Fusco Brothers."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

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Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Tommy!"

'No ice.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow flake

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Romance

"Little help?"

That one has all the batteries!

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Good News about winter

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

Snow Devil

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.