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"Oh... Was that you knocking?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'No ice.'

Snow flake

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Boy rolled into a snowball

Good News about winter

"Little help?"

That one has all the batteries!

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Bless You."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

Frosting the Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'