Winter Scenarios Gifts

"Oh... Was that you knocking?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'No ice.'

Snow flake

"Little help?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Good News about winter

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"