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A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Small Government Is Here

"My God, now what?"

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Emergency Underpants

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

How to save on your heating bill...

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Now we wait for the snow.

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'