Weather Preparedness Prints

Health food - salt substitute

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"My God, now what?"

Emergency Underpants

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

How to save on your heating bill...

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."