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"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"First snowman?"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

Xylophone Icicles.

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'No way, it's too cold: I'm not coming out to play!'

Child builds themselves a sled.

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

Mr. Pickwick slides

People! Save the Arctic.

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'It'll have to come down - you failed to apply for proper planning permission...'

Kids then. . & and now.

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"You are looking really good right now."

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

On the Ice.

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

Snowboarding vs skiing,

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

Hunting snowmen

Polar Bear is joined by Santa as another orphan of Global Warming.

"I just got so sick of the smell of carrots."

"Crowdfunding..."