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'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Ice Skater

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Midwest Winter Items.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Slippery, huh?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'