Child's Play Advocate T-Shirts

'Salt vin-egar mustard pepper, salt, vin-egar...'

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Danger: Do not love.

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

An apple core school

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

Otter Tattoos

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

"The educational toys were a waste of money."

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

Begging cildren shivering in summer

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

"Mum, Mum, can Suzie and I use your old skins to play dress-up?"

"She may not come with a surfboard or beach buggy, but trust me, this doll blows Malibu Barbie away!"