Festive Souls Pillows

Wassailing!

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Prosecco Peacock

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Cow and Milk

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Dog on a harp

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Mice playing double bass

Sabrage!

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."