Festive Soul Pillows

Santa's helper reading 'Boosting Your Elf Esteem'.

"Sometimes I don't read my mail."

SANTAS OF THE UPPER WEST SIDE

"But do I believe in me?"

'Somehow, it just doesn't seem the same!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Fleas Navidad.

Prosecco Peacock

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Cow and Milk

Reindeer

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Dog on a harp

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Mice playing double bass

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Sabrage!

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY