Festive Souls Gifts

Wassailing!

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bubbly

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Fleas Navidad.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Prosecco Peacock

Cow and Milk

Reindeer

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Dog on a harp

Sabrage!

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Mice playing double bass

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'