Festive Spirit Gifts

Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.

'You have three days left to finish this project!' 'I'll take Halloween, thanksgiving and Christmas!'

Hypnotist party.

A band rendition of Silent Night.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Merry Old Santa Claus

"Good boy, and I should know."

The School Nativity.

"Happy Christmas and a prospersous New Year!"

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

'I'm Jewish on my mother's side...Happy Hanukkah!'

'Happy New Year!'

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'You know, I never really liked Christmas, but then you came into my life...'

Wikileaks latest: Santa does not exist.

'Rudolf's feeling sick.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Christmas bauble quality control.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa waiting for Children to get to Sleep

"Gracie, you can't spend the next four days waiting here for Christmas!"

Christmas postie!

"Merry Christmas, Tia Carmen!"

"Today is Three Kings Day! When I was small, good kids got gifts to celebrate the day when the three wise men gave their gifts to Baby Jesus. But somehow, over the years, lots of people stopped celebrating this special day."

"I think we were hung by the chimney without care."

Did somebody say Hen?

'I'd like a job.'

Child stealing Santa Claus's beard.

'Happy New Year to you!'

So glad you could make it!

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