Festive Spirit Gifts

Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.

'You have three days left to finish this project!' 'I'll take Halloween, thanksgiving and Christmas!'

Hypnotist party.

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

A band rendition of Silent Night.

Merry Old Santa Claus

The School Nativity.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"Happy Christmas and a prospersous New Year!"

"Good boy, and I should know."

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'

'Happy New Year!'

'I'm Jewish on my mother's side...Happy Hanukkah!'

'Rudolf's feeling sick.'

Wikileaks latest: Santa does not exist.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'You know, I never really liked Christmas, but then you came into my life...'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Rudolph in bed with Santa saying, 'Sometimes I think you take me for granted.'

Christmas bauble quality control.

So glad you could make it!

'Happy New Year to you!'

'I'd like a job.'

"It would be a lot easier if I didn't have to check every list twice."

Christmas postie!

'Do you always have to make such a big deal out of taking out the trash?'

Child stealing Santa Claus's beard.

"Gracie, you can't spend the next four days waiting here for Christmas!"

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen...'

Frankenstein as a boy

Santa waiting for Children to get to Sleep