Festive Spirit Champion Gifts

One day in December...

"I'm getting too old to work the graveyard shift."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bubbly

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Fleas Navidad.

Prosecco Peacock

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Cow and Milk

Reindeer

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Sabrage!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Mice playing double bass

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Dog on a harp

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

You're my Christmas No 1.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'