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One day in December...

"I'm getting too old to work the graveyard shift."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Prosecco Peacock

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Cow and Milk

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Mice playing double bass

Dog on a harp

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Sabrage!

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Room for bigger presents."