Festive Free Spirit Gifts

"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I gotta be me!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Man showing in the rain.

"Privates Beach"

Fleas Navidad.

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Inflating Boobs.

Prosecco Peacock

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Cow and Milk

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Reindeer

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Window in the Sky.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?