Planet Watcher T-Shirts

"We've discovered an Earth-like planet capable of sustaining an unemployment rate similar to our own."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Oberserving asteroids.

'I doubt if Jupiter is really three weeks ahead of schedule -- try cleaning your glasses.'

"My home is done in Earth tones, so I'll have something to remember it by after we destroy it."

Cariactures

"I love you too, big guy."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Glance Exchange

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Slinky Cow World

World Production.

"AI"

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Coffee shop

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

War 2023

The Problem with World Population Growth

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Half a house is better than none.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Newton's cradle

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."