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'Why won't anyone look at me?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I think we may be related!"

TSA Noah

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Slinky Cow World

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."