Solar Watching T-Shirts

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Painting clouds

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Vegetarian Birds

TSA Noah

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'