Sun-loving Space Gazer T-Shirts

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Flying sauces.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Not now, Oliver."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'