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'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Not now, Oliver."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Well, that one got away."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'