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Sundial Watch

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Painting clouds

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

TSA Noah

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'