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Sundial Watch

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Now I really hate poetry."

Painting clouds

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I think we may be related!"

TSA Noah

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."