Sunrise Watching T-Shirts

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'I was awake all night wondering where the sun goes to. . . and then it dawns on me.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

How to Rise with the Sun

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

Sunrise turns out to be a large monster peering over cliff.

A man opens front door in his night shirt

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Summertime.

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

So Far So Good

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Wow what graphics.'

"It's time to wake up!"

Rating the Sunset

Sunrise and Sunset

Early Morning Roll Call.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

Brain Sunrise

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'