Sunrise Viewing T-Shirts

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I love this time of day."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Summertime.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Waking Up With Rooster.

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"I've seen this one."

Rating the Sunset

"It's time to wake up!"

Sunrise and Sunset

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Early Morning Roll Call.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"The days are longer but in a good way."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Desk at the Horizon

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

How to Rise with the Sun

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"The sunsets here are amazing."