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Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

"Is anything good on?"

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Painting clouds

Butterflies

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Planting by the Moon.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Welcome to Landworld.

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

"You fly into a window, too?"

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Damn floral activists."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Humming Bird's Hum.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.