Solar Observation Gifts

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

"Is anything good on?"

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Painting clouds

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Planting by the Moon.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Damn floral activists."

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

"You fly into a window, too?"

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Humming Bird's Hum.

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'