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Your karma will catch up with you!

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"No aliens"

Crisis.

Astronaut Selfie.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Gone to seed.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

"Another fly-over planet."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

God's Fly Swat...

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)