Spacecraft Observer T-Shirts

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Save Our Universe

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Astronaut Selfie.

Crisis.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Space junk.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Enemies of the Earth

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

God's Fly Swat...

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

Astronomical observations.