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'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Astronomy Museum. Jupiter. Next week: Mars. This model spins just like the real thing. And we change the planet displayed every week. Rotating exhibits!

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Space junk.

'Plenty more where that came from, baby.'

'I'd better spray you for satellites.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Astronaut Selfie.

SOE (South Of Earth)

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Another fly-over planet."

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Leap Year

Oculist.

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

God's Fly Swat...