Planetary Observers Pillows

"We're gonna need a bigger death ray."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

UFO and snowman

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Crisis.

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"No aliens"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Astronaut Selfie.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

The five inhospitable gas giants

A spider meal prepping

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'