Extraterrestrial Observers Pillows

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The First Martian Dog.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

How to draw a martian!

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."