Extraterrestrial Observers Gifts

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Elevator Music

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

How to draw a martian!