Planetary Observers Gifts

"We're gonna need a bigger death ray."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

UFO and snowman

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

Crisis.

Astronaut Selfie.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"No aliens"

A spider meal prepping

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

The five inhospitable gas giants

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Bird Bathrooms

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)