Stars And Planets Observer Gifts

Cow nearly made it over the moon.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Crisis.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Astronaut Selfie.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Your karma will catch up with you!

Space junk.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Astronomical observations.

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Hand me the remote...

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

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