Stars And Planets Observer Mugs

Cow nearly made it over the moon.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Crisis.

Astronaut Selfie.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

God's Fly Swat...

Space junk.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Hand me the remote...

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

Astronomical observations.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

'It's a comet . . . It's a big rock on your head.'

"Starlight...starbright...First star I see tonight..."

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.