Intergalactic Admirer Gifts

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Newborn Cosmonaut

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

A were-cow.

We're With Stupid

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"You used to be way more attractive!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Mars Rover

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'