Universe Gifts

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

Map of universe as situated within the human mind.

The Big Tipper

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"When you ask if I think there's intelligent life anywhere else in the universe I question your inclusion of the word 'else'."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

The Little Blue Full Stop.

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'

The Big Bang Theory of Evolution

Angels give God a joke - a box with an earth on a spring inside.

"How may I be of service?"

'The problem is that even though I'm one with the universe, the universe is clearly nuts,'

'...but here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space.'

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

God creating the galaxy.

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

We're With Stupid

"This is something that is considered to be ever expanding."

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

Wiseguy Design: Badda Bing... Badda BANG!

"I knew it!"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

What's the first thing you remember? Why do you ask? Because it'll help the cosmologists. Come again? Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are "black body radiation." What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a "black body spectrum" that was predicted by models of the big bang. English!!! They proved the big bang happened. But one of the big questions cosm

I finally saw the movie "Lucy." Spoiler alert: If you haven't seen it, skip over this and come back later. There was a lot of nonsense in it, but there was one really cool sequence toward the end that was totally worth it. They showed the ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE in reverse. It was maybe the most amazing thing I've ever seen. You know you can't "skip over" real life, right? I do it all the time.