Cosmic T-Shirts

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

The Lost World: You are Here

Zenemies.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Marry me astronaut

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Origins of Everything