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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

Save Our Universe

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."