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C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Unlucky Heather

Luck

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Save Our Universe

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!