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"Aren't we there yet? It feels like we've been flying for seconds!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Save Our Universe

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.