Cosmic Journeys T-Shirts

"Aren't we there yet? It feels like we've been flying for seconds!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Save Our Universe

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.