Cosmic Travelers T-Shirts

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Save Our Universe

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Parking meter on the moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Life in the fastest lane.

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Disney will flip!"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.